Things I Don't Understand

• Why, when you see middle-aged people driving really old cars, do you think they just like classics, but when you see old people driving the same cars, you figure they're just pitiful and don't realize there's newer models out there?
• How can glass replacement companies get away with advertising they will fix your broken windshield for free? If you have insurance, it's free. It's not like the glass company is doing you a favor.
• Why is it they can make phones with caller ID, call waiting, call blocking, and even cell phones with cameras, but they can't make a phone that doesn't make my 7-year-old son sound like a 2-year-old little girl?
• Why do they call it "cheesecake"? Isn't it actually in the pie family?
• Why would anyone eat potted meat?
• Why aren't words just spelled like they sound? Are we trying to confuse small children and foreigners? Do we really ever need a silent "e"? And why would you have more than one word that sounds (or looks) the same, but means something entirely different from the other meanings?
• Why don't they just change the name of TNT to "The Law & Order Network"?
• Michael Jackson.