Since I made fun of myself in an earlier post (okay, EVERY earlier post), I thought it would be fun to pick on my family with the "needs" game. So without further ado...
Adam (a.k.a. SuperHubby) needs...
- To shower (how rude!)
- Books for class
- Serious help before he snaps
- A sidekick (um, hello, that's me)
- Someone to move into his apartment and become his new roommate (oops - I THOUGHT the sidekick was me...)
- Very firm rules, expectations, limits and consequences (rule # 1 - don't be getting a new roommate)
- Help with his dinner (doubtful, he's a chef)
- To eat his carrots (actually, true, he hates carrots)
- An Eve (me again)
- Extensive counseling for his anger, frustration and depression (I think this made my list too. I sense a pattern...)
Sean (a.k.a. Spanky) needs...
- A bigger cannon (scary)
- To shave (scarier)
- A bigger wind machine to blow his hair about (like mother, like son)
- Five cakes
- Some quiet time
- To quit feeling sorry for himself
- That there is no crying in baseball
- His beauty sleep
- Privacy
- To thank his dudes
Michael (a.k.a. FrogBoy) needs...
- Some juice
- A girlfriend (NEVER!)
- More money for retirement
- His brother (awwww)
- A haircut (indeed)
It was funny, I could only find 5 for the FrogMan. Everything else had to do with Michael Jackson and wasn't something I would repeat.
Meanwhile, today is finally over and I can't say I'm not glad. It's been a little stressful at times (I broke down in tears this afternoon while driving because "Cats in the Cradle" came on the radio...pathetic. Of course, a couple of hours later, I took the boys to see Shrek the Third, same song played in the movie, and I laughed so hard I almost had to change my shorts. So...I'm going to bed.
1 comment:
Cat's In The Cradle huh? Ok how about this:
Cat's in the kettle at the Peking Moon and I'm sittin' here with Garfield on my spoon.
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