Top 10 Dream Jobs

1. Ice cream taster
2. Daytimer designer.
3. Dog petter. Actually, I already have this job. It's pretty relaxing. You just can't ever stop.
4. Anything having to do with crayons.
5. "Before" model. Let someone else be "after."
6. Rodeo entertainer. We took Spanky & FrogBoy to the rodeo this weekend. The rodeo entertainer (I guess they don't call them clowns anymore) was having more fun than the rest of the room combined.
7. Personal shopper. The only thing better than shopping with someone else's money is having them pay you to do it.
8. Professional napper.
9. Quality Control Expert at The Cheesecake Factory.
10. I Love the 80s panelist.