Food for Thought

Frogmore Stew - Neither frog nor stew
Feta cheese - smells like feet-a
Smashed potatoes - A fancy way to say the chef was too lazy to peel the potatoes before he mashed them
Italian Ice - popsicle in a cup
Brussels sprouts - Big Huge Snot Balls
Fried chicken livers - proof Grandmama loves me
Unsweet tea - Why bother???
Elephant ears - Oh. My. Goodness.
Refried beans - a.k.a. Alpo
Cherries Garcia ice cream - Wowzer
Tofu - A nice alternative to eating your pencil eraser